Mr. Nuts and Mr. Balls (2025)

Um, yeah...it is EXACTLY what you think.

Which is better - nuts or balls?

Cute cartoon characters debate this important issue before inviting a special guest to make the final decision.

This is INDEED the MOST PERPLEXING question since "How many licks does it take to..."

Oh, nevermind.

Wtf, 1 page?

You have got to be kidding me? This isn't a book! It has one page with a few lines! Can I do minus stars?

Why i like and do not like it

I don't choose to rate this it only talks and nuts and balls and it said it was wildly inappropriate for young children but I am 9 and it isn't inappropriate for any one but good book I think I will tell my friends but only if you make a better book by February 14,2016 so I think I be going so again good book

Uniquely hilarious!

This short story is a fun book to read if you need to pass time or if you need in depth description on how nuts (the food) are better than balls (the toy). It's a pretty heated debate between the two, until they ask the opinion of another.

Was this meant to be funny ? Because NO. I was waiting to burst into laughter and I'm still waiting even after i finished reading . Waste of time .

It was hilarious

Funniest book u have ever read just ifbyou are bored then this book will make you cheer up and perpetually laugh

Funny!!

Four stars because it was hilarious, would of been five stars but it was too short. Lol who doesn't like a nut, ball and dick book 😂

Too funny

Awesome book. U have to have a dirty mind to enjoy this masterpiece. I almost got slapped for showing this to my mother. Will recommend for sure

Made me laugh

This short book made me smile. I enjoyed seeing who it was dedicated to as well. . . . .

Hysterical but not for children!

This is NOT for children! But it’s hysterical! What a great play on words. The author makes you wonder if you have a dirty mind, or if he does?

It's funny

Hilarious!

This book. I don't even know. It literally took five seconds to read, and it made me giggle. Not recomended for those that are easily offended, and definitely not for children (not that they'd understand it anyway.)

Hahaha. I didn't know whether to give this a five or a one, but I love sick humor. Bahahahaha.

I found the juvenile humor in this book to be delightful. I caught myself laughing out loud at a couple of the 'tongue in cheek' wordings.

Best book ever

I read.this.book and.I'm 11 and I recommend this.book.to any age so funny very humorous lol
one of the best picture books ever

Factual, brief, and hilarious!

A ridiculous waste of my time I will never get back!

Idiocracy at its finest. It isn't even humorous in any context. This book should have been castrated from all publication.

Hilarious and simple. Yes, it is also a waste of time. But seriously I wasn't looking for some profound book to read anyways.

Waste

I thought it might be funny, but the funniest thing is anyone who actually paid for this. Waste of time.

Oh my balls!

This book is super offensive and inappropriate, just the right kind of perfect for my kids. So I'm a terrible parent.

Cheeky

Very short made me smile. Premise is simple and there are no real spoilers here, all in all good teenage fun.

I found this to be absolutely hilarious. So did my fiance', since we were reading it together. The humor was pretty on-point, and getting that second opinion at the end make it even funnier.

Quick read

Lol quick & funny read, if your just looking to pass the time. Recommend to friends who are having a bad day.